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Follow TV Tropes. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. Art by Anthony Holden. Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it?

How does that feel? A late '90s commercial for Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch has a girl ask her older brother this question.

And one from McDonalds involving an older sister, a younger brother, and Apple Dippers. Including the groom's family, which are apples. Payless BOGO. Mazinger Z : Kouji Kabuto has this thrown at him by his little brother after spending just a little too much time gushing over a new support unit for the Mazinger.

Kouji's reply is along the lines of a not entirely sarcastic "maybe I will," much to the annoyance of Sayaka. And then is the episode where Minerva-X appeared From Soul Eater , when Marie Mjolnir complains to her straight-laced friend and fellow Death Scythe Yumi Azusa about having terrible luck with men in the ladies room, Yumi jokes that she should marry the toilet.

Marie promptly commits and fantasizes about the wedding. Yumi however points out that toilets aren't exactly faithful, whereupon Marie smashes the toilet in one blow.

In the manga, marrying the toilet is her idea. She doesn't want to be any more of a Christmas Cake , so she decides to marry the toilet because it will accept anything given to it without question. Yuki from School-Live! Asian Animation. In Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf : Joys of Seasons episode 1, after it suddenly becomes night and Wolffy decides to go get some sleep after having just went outside to go catch the goats, Wolnie screams "If you like goats so much, why don't you just marry one?!

Comedian Mike Birbiglia plays with this in one joke: "I love pizza so much that I would marry it, but it would really just be an elaborate plot to eat her whole family at the reception. Comic Books. During the "Home Schooling" arc of Runaways , Molly Hayes declares that she wants to marry Old Lace, mainly because she's bored and trying to get a rise out of Klara Prast, who's ignoring her. Buttercup is joyously sprinkling garlic powder on her slice.

Buttercup: I sure do love garlic! Bubbles: winking to her Then why don't you marry it? From the fanfic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality : God he loved his Time-Turner and someday, when they were old enough, they would get married.

He later extends the arrangement to include his cool Defence teacher. Send me a new chest flyer and the Sword Silhouette! Meyrin: [over communications channel] If you love the Sword Silhouette so much, why don't you marry it? Shinn: Just do it, Luna's sister! Harry: Great. Who won? Falmouth Falcons or Chudley Cannons? Ron: Who do you think? Cannons of course! World's greatest team. Fred: Yeah, our Ronnikins is marrying the Captain of the Cannons next year.

Harry: Mmmm, I think I could marry this food At least make it my mistress. Percy: That's what my mother did. Penelope: And I don't like your mother. I've only met her a few times and I find her to be rude, bossy, overbearing and incapable of understanding the word privacy. Percy: Don't insult my mother! Penelope: I Films — Animation. In Monsters, Inc. Mike Wazowski thinks he's so romantic he should just marry himself.

Haha have no fear, you could stay and get games from them or just maybe marry the owner of Gamestop with all their new found rise in stocks. See how simple and yet distinctive these solutions are? In no time you could have a face full of pizza with a gaming console controller in your other hand, games a p living the life, just gotta marry into these places and BAM all of your issues will melt away.

Am I fueling into your addictions? Oh certainly, but hey, if you love it so much, you should marry it, am I right?

Need glasses for the rest of your life and love your eyesight? If you love it enough, marry it, commit to it, and take it for the wild ride to the end. This article was created for The Torchure Week , this article is purely a work of satire as it is the April Fools edition. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google account.

You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. A friend recommended it last year and I hemmed and hawed i. But there was something about its high rank on BGG and the positive reviews and community that kept drawing me back to it. Amazon Gift Cards. Oh what the heck! So I ordered the base game of Combat Commander: Europe. The rules are amazingly clear. When a different rule is referenced, there is a reference number so that you can look it up.

They are also surprisingly short for such a detailed game. To get started you can play a simple setup game, read a subset of the rules and the details on Opportunity Fire and off you go.

Obviously any good wargame needs its counters clipped and no X-Acto knife can hold a candle to the Oregon Laminations 2. The maps are simple but functional. I like that the maps are fully contained for the scenario. There are no combining small panels to form a map.

There are no overlays either. The cards are brilliant as they are used for a multiple purposes: Orders to units; Actions which supplement attacks and defense; Events which play out at random times throughout the game and change things up for good or bad; Random hexes for times when certain events require them; and finally Die Rolls. Yep… no physical dice in this game… you draw cards for them. Get high rolls early, expect low rolls later on. I do sleeve the cards. A lot. I use penny sleeves, but might splurge to get some nice ones for this game.

Later scenarios come on double sided mission cards, so you can just have the card out and this works much better. I scanned my mission pages for the 12 missions in CC:E and the 12 in the Combat Commande r : Mediterranean expansion and reprinted them on cardstock just for this purpose.



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